2.04: The Only Logical Follow-up Question I Could Come Up With

OK, so I've done a sex question. I've done charity. I've done sex. v. charity. From here, there's really only one place to go.

Zombies.

That's right, the undead. Motherfucking Zombies. You're sitting at home and see on TV that there is a full-fledged, Dawn of the Dead style zombie invasion breaking out throughout the country (Note 1). They are slow and stupid(a la Night of the Living Dead as opposed to 28 Days later), but when they bite you, you become one. The only way to kill them is by destroying the brain. What do you do? Where do you go? Obviously, this is very dependent on each individual, but it's worth thinking about, because the invasion is coming. Assume that there are only scattered reports of zombies in your specific city, but you know that theit numbers are growing every day. What's your plan to survive?


NOTE 1: For those who have read "World War Z", assume you're at the beginning of the Great Panic. For those who haven't, get off your ass and read this kick-ass book.